Would love to see someone try to keep me barefoot and pregnant. They just might end up on the receiving end of a hot round of grit ball!*
*Grit Ball = The fine old traditional game of 'I ain't takin' this shit no more' initiated by the crazy woman who attacked Al Green with a hot pot of oatmeal. You prepare a very nice hot hot pot of grits (or oatmeal), and wield a cast iron pan. You throw the food into the face, and follow up with a pan-smack! =D Winner is the one still standing... and not burnt.
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Date: 2011-08-31 04:05 am (UTC)*Grit Ball = The fine old traditional game of 'I ain't takin' this shit no more' initiated by the crazy woman who attacked Al Green with a hot pot of oatmeal. You prepare a very nice hot hot pot of grits (or oatmeal), and wield a cast iron pan. You throw the food into the face, and follow up with a pan-smack! =D Winner is the one still standing... and not burnt.